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Oct. 29th, 2009

  • 8:42 AM
awesome
Must be that time of the month again.

The Simpsons rode around on fluorescent cows in an episode written by Steve Zahn. We were then all abducted by aliens and I was put in a cell that shut around me like metallic slats closing, despite Homer's attempts to keep it open (I wondered how he was managing it without fingernails.) while Bart demonstrated his ability to count rocket ships to the aliens. In my cell, I leapt backwards into the wall, which expanded outwards until Kristen Bell and I were free. After what I shall describe as dry humping, she told me I wasn't good looking enough for her, and I agreed with this assessment. Why does my subconscious hate me so?

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[info]sadpear wrote:
Oct. 29th, 2009 04:52 am (UTC)
What do you say when you see all these famous chicks in your dreams? Are you all fanboyish and "OMG, you're Kristen Bell!" or do you play it cool like "Hey Kris, good thing we got outta that cage-thing huh?".
[info]mrben wrote:
Oct. 29th, 2009 11:17 am (UTC)
In this case it seemed to be the latter, but I did dream that I was going to an autograph signing one time. As I recall, that didn't go well either. There must be either a happy medium or a new direction I can take here.
[info]freudulant wrote:
Nov. 6th, 2009 04:48 am (UTC)
I can certainly relate when it comes to bizarre and complex dreams. My latest involved a robot that was half Barbara Striesand (!) and half another mature celebrity (can't remember perhaps Meryl Streep). Some randoms had captured both Babs and Meryl and held them hostage while they studied them and made the robot (which incidently 50% Babs, 50% Meryl but stupidly physically spilt vertically down the centre). But wait there's more: these people were buildling the robot in order to win the talent portion of a beauty contest (!!). Another part of the dream involved people using children and some kind of counterweights - 4 of them each placed on the roof corners of a large building. At some point we realised that to solve some problem we had to remove each child simultaneously so as not to tip the balance of the huge building *eyeroll*.
[info]freudulant wrote:
Nov. 6th, 2009 04:50 am (UTC)
sorry that was supposed to read - children AS counterweights
[info]mrben wrote:
Nov. 8th, 2009 09:19 am (UTC)
Isn't it funny how all these things seem perfectly normal when you're dreaming them.
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